petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

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doglets:

what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs

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angeldicks:

pants with fake pockets

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guys i feel as ignored as

• a white crayon
• the first piece of bread
• internet explorer
• the terms of agreement
• 18+ warning
• Kevin Jonas
• the fourth girl in spring breakers

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pizza:

katherlne:

can tumblr user pizza stop commenting on every post involving pizza tho

yeah wtf how annoying is it

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