February 2012
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
You know you're a Tumblr addict when...
paging-doctorfaggot:
“Don’t go all union on me!”
– Client’s response to being asked to sign a contract (via clientsfromhell)
I like to entertain fantasies that Rick Santorum...
detectiveinspectornarwhal:
And at the end of the GOP race he’s going to jump out and yell, ‘SURPRISE!’ and reveal himself as a gay atheist.
